Hey you  all the FILMY FANATICS……….Yeah yeah I know you were waiting for this……….but aal the good things come after the waiting….so…here it is….the much awaited movie….KISMAT KONNECTION….( I don’t know what’s up with the “K”…I think yeh log to paanchvi paas se bhi bhi gaye guzre hai….hahhahhah)…….So here is the review you all were waiting for……I hope I wont let you down…..

KIsmat Konnection…..(with the “k”..;)…in two words can be described as “ Loose Connection”.. ( my spelling is Vokay so I wont make that mistake….ahahahahhahaah)…if you wanna know why?.........raed the following Paragraph…..

STORY  :        Well the Story part is like a ………..am I missing something?.........it is not confusing but it is DAMN PREDICTIBLE…….i mean you can predict the end of the movie right in the Fourth Scene… yar move on …..we have seen it..we have heard it a million times……the same old ,over boy with ambitions…the same old Mixed up in not going anywhere relationship Girl…they meet up..the ambitions get in  the way….boy gives up on the ambitions and the Surpried man comes to the rescue….we know it yaar…….so 1 Str to the Story…….sorry but that is all I can give……Sorry Rahilia….you blew up this time….

Direction  :  Well now this is where it gets reasly tricky…coz…when you know what os gonna happen next….you seem to  believe everything that is happening…so Aziz Mirza did a marvellous job in keeping the predictibel thisn redictible enough…..hahahahaa….it was really good in but he could have got something more out of Shahid and  Vidya……anyways..3 stars for Direction……

Cast Performance :  I know I know…all  you Girls out there are waiting for Shahid’s  Performance Report…..He did a marvellous Job  In  the movie…… well  in fact only he and in some parts of the movie Vidya did also well….but honestly I think they both were not upto the potential….…..did the show for the Mirzas….otherwise no one else realy was impressive enough….

Om Puri was good…others were just good to fill in give some rest  to Shahid  and Vidya. So over all.3 stars to  Cast… What the hell was Shahruk was doing in the begginnig?............i mean are you still trying to make a HIT Out of this movie?....hahahah

 Music :. Hmmm.Aye Paapi and Move your Body Now…. Were the two songs which caught the attenction…and the one by Atif…well  but over all…the music also lacks the touch of melody Pritam Showed in Jab We Met. ……. Hey Pritam is biggest copy cat you know?...........i will tell you some other time …….

Technicals : Well the Screen play was real;y pathetic…some of the scens were so long and and unwanted …..The Dilougues was for me the USP of the movie…..Sanjay Chel( remember Rangeela) did a early good job inn this deptt. All the other deptts. Were good….i also loved the Styling oF Shahid and Vidya.  Shabina Khan. Did a rely good  job… Good Job…

….. UD’s favourite Scene……….. it is when Vidya Tellls Shahid ths#at he broke her trust……well both of them really acted tremendous in that scene….but yaar I was laughing my a$$ off coz I know …they are gonna be joining the hands after two scenes….ahhahaahhaa

So……over all nothing Special in the movie…but al the Boys and girls who like to see those SRK type Slow paced Crying  and Smiling back movies will like it…..for me it was really a LOOSE CONNECTION.

UD…