Lets see how many different Dialogues we can remember and jot down here....

* no repititions

"Gabbar se keh dena ki Ramgarhwaalon ne paagal kutton ke saamne roti daalna band kar diya hai..."

ohh dude... thats an awesome topic to start the day :-)...

tumhara naam kya hai basanti?...

correction "James Bond" ke pote hain ye!

 :-P 

Tumhara naam kya hai basanti

saala nautanki ghadi ghadi drama karta hai

woh do the or tum teen fir be vapas agaye

I want to correct one dialogue..

'arey ...o...sambha.... kitney aadmi they ?'

and my contribution to topic is :

'kalia, tune kiska namak khaya hai ?'

:D

@KK 'kalia, tune kiska namak khaya hai ?' I dont remember any dialogue like this .,however it was ..

'Sardar., maine aapka namak khaya hai ?'

Gabbar:To ab goli khaa.. 

Veeru:Kitni pyaari baante karti hai

Jai: bahut saari baante karti hai 

 nautaki saala, jahan ladki dekhi ,line lagana chalu 

Basanti: yoon ke hum seekh to rahe the pistaul chalan par ab hume daal main kuchh kaala nazar aa raha hai

Veeru: Daal.... kaala..... kaali daal? 

Veeru to basanti:Ab apni aankhen band karo.

Jai:Maine to apni aankhen pehle hi band kar li hai 

Basanti ; yun ke ye kaun bola.,

veeru; iski to aadat hai bakbak karne ki.

Veeru: haan ab wo aam dikh raha hai

Basanti: yoon ki tum bhi ajeeb aadmi ho ankhen band kar ke kisi ko aam dikha hai kya 

Veeru: tumne kya dono aankhen band kar li....dono nahi baaain aaknh! 

Aao Thakur