Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----i shot a
2----i ate a
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i did timepass with
7----i gave my number to
8----i gave a lap dance to
9----i chocked on
10---i went out
11---i murdered
12---I humped



Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a ninja
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my cell phone
12-------an alien
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a tennis racquet
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my horse
27-------a beggar
28-------a football player
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my dog

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
or ur favourite color:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im funny.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im a joker.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im sexy and i do what i want

n then combine what u hav made n post it

i humped a gangster because i'm funny...lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..thtz funny

i went out a jones soda because i was high....lol

I gave my number to my dog...because i was drunk....hahahha this is funny

i gave my number to a llama because im funny........he he he so funny ya

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i did timepass with a banana because im funny :)

i cocked on a goat bcoz some1 offered me 1,000,000 dollars

i murdered ur mom coz i was high! lol.!

i ate a stuffed anima Because i cant control myself........lolzzzz

i went out my pshyciatrist becozzz.... i cant control myself............

i gave a lap dance 2 a gangster bcoz i was drunk.......hhahahhha......

I gave a lap dance to my neighbour becoz i was drunk...

..this is salman khanz bithdate..27 dec fav colour:blue..

so it goesss.....

I humped a begger coz i can't control myselg...lolzzzzz hehehe

I gave a lap dance to a paperclip because i m a joker

5/12 black

lol,thatz not hw u play arpan

den hw to play??

ohk gt...i humped a mexican whn i was drunk

lolz..okiezz u got it finally..hehe

yup...so wht u do in uk?

studying...duhh..lolzz..n u?

studying...it looks u r big fan of bollywood n shahid kapoor

yea totally...and kunal too..ur dp is lush..

i keep changing my mind..sometymz i'm totally into shahid..and somtymz kunal khemu..lol

I smacked my neighbour because i can't control myself

y my dp is lush?

coz u'v got kunal on thr..and hez looking so cute in tht pic..

get it nw??..lol

i swear tumhare dimaag ka screw kahi gir gaya hai..lol..first u did get the game either..lol,i hope u guyz understand my hindi..hehee

every one is getting ur hindi/english/hinglish

ohhhh sory...ha ji apka hindi ekdum mast hain.. :)

lolzz..thanxx

 fell in love with a policeman Because the voices told me to.

lolz varrsha!!

 i gave my number to a beggar because i am a joker! lol!

lolzzzzzz..hehehe

kkkkkaaiii.. dis duzn make sense at all but dis is wat it cums out to be:

i murdered my computer cuz i was drunk!!!!!! hheheheehe.lolzzz 

hehehe hw cruel...awwh! the poor comp

dun  wrry my computer deserves dat.. lol.. goes to slow..jk!!

I'm singing computerfreak.

i chocked on a policeman Because I hate myself.....it's so funny.............

I  shot a picle because im a joker..hahahah

i humped a policemen bcoz i was drunk !!!!

i hope that never happens...............

I ate a tennis racket cuz i m a joker- this game is really cool n funny.

I CHOCKED ON MY NEIGHBOUR BECAUSE I CANT CONTROL MYSELF LOLS

i sang to my best friend's boyfriend Because the voices told me to.

i shot a beggar because thats how i roll!

 cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

but i dont wanna do that

hey janeman ur disscussions rock!!!!!

awwwww thanxx..Chitrashi...so sweettt..!!!..btw thiz is my new acctount...!!!...coz tht 1 got hacked..!!!

i went out a homeless guy bcoz I cant control myself (lolz)........

i murdered my science teacher b'coz i hate my family..........its funny

i fell in love with myself because the voices told me to....

i smacked a jones soda because im sexy and i do what i want